I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a get more info nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just happened. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?